Santa: London Bridge is Falling Down…Falling Down.
Webmaster: Early in the morning…why don’t you give a call to the Fire officials or the Police for launching the relief and rescue operations, instead of ranting the ‘falling down’ mantra?
Santa: Ach stupid…I’m sure when your mates were attending the English lessons in school you were enjoying some …‘Jawani ki aag’-type film in the darkness of the movie hall. Never ever read English rhymes…grammar and can’t make out the difference between a poem and a news item. God bless our nation!
Webmaster: You tell me London Bridge has fallen down and in the same vein snub me. I can’t figure out, what you intend to say.
Santa: Oh well, the moment I get a bit lyrical, things just fly above your head.
Webmaster: Santa, I am a humble being. This keyboard and mouse is my bread and butter. You are a globe-trotter. How can I even think of comparing myself to you? But could you throw some light on the how the bridge has fallen.
Santa: My dear friend, the bridge of Anglo-Indian friendship has fallen. I am really put off by the news of British star Jade Goody’s racial remarks against Shilpa Shetty.
Webmaster: But Shetty has denied it.
Santa: The abuser should thank her stars that it was Shilpa and not Suniel.
Webmaster: What difference should have that made?
Santa: Well, you know what an Indian hero can do. He would have put the Thames on Fire.
Webmaster: Anyway, the British public has undone the wrong, what one wretch of a woman could have wrought—of breaking the Asian and White harmony in Great Britain. Good that Goody has been given the boot.
Santa: Wait till you hear who managed it.
Webmaster: Who did it?
Santa: Me. Don’t you know I was camping in London since a fortnight? I started a massive public campaign among the people for voting her out of the Big Brother show.
Webmaster: That’s great.
Santa: But I couldn’t spend the precious time in propping my protégés in the Punjab elections.
Webmaster: Anyway, now that you are back, you can do that.
Santa: No way! Half of them have been denied tickets. You see, I couldn’t canvass for them in the party headquarters. Well, now I have suggested a five-year-old sabbatical for some of the vociferous ones. That will cool their vocal muscles and give their pockets a respite from constant stuffing.
Webmaster: Whose victory do you predict in the polls—will it be Captain or Badal?
Santa: This question is worth a million dollars. I will not say anything. I can make things sway at slightest of utterance. I will have my millions before I say something.
Webmaster: We are humble people and we neither can spare millions nor do we have a say in the going on of things.
Santa: Mum’s the word for you. (Rushing out from the door) Wait till I come a fortnight later with some important information
Webmaster (confused): Why did he mention my mother?
Webmaster: Early in the morning…why don’t you give a call to the Fire officials or the Police for launching the relief and rescue operations, instead of ranting the ‘falling down’ mantra?
Santa: Ach stupid…I’m sure when your mates were attending the English lessons in school you were enjoying some …‘Jawani ki aag’-type film in the darkness of the movie hall. Never ever read English rhymes…grammar and can’t make out the difference between a poem and a news item. God bless our nation!
Webmaster: You tell me London Bridge has fallen down and in the same vein snub me. I can’t figure out, what you intend to say.
Santa: Oh well, the moment I get a bit lyrical, things just fly above your head.
Webmaster: Santa, I am a humble being. This keyboard and mouse is my bread and butter. You are a globe-trotter. How can I even think of comparing myself to you? But could you throw some light on the how the bridge has fallen.
Santa: My dear friend, the bridge of Anglo-Indian friendship has fallen. I am really put off by the news of British star Jade Goody’s racial remarks against Shilpa Shetty.
Webmaster: But Shetty has denied it.
Santa: The abuser should thank her stars that it was Shilpa and not Suniel.
Webmaster: What difference should have that made?
Santa: Well, you know what an Indian hero can do. He would have put the Thames on Fire.
Webmaster: Anyway, the British public has undone the wrong, what one wretch of a woman could have wrought—of breaking the Asian and White harmony in Great Britain. Good that Goody has been given the boot.
Santa: Wait till you hear who managed it.
Webmaster: Who did it?
Santa: Me. Don’t you know I was camping in London since a fortnight? I started a massive public campaign among the people for voting her out of the Big Brother show.
Webmaster: That’s great.
Santa: But I couldn’t spend the precious time in propping my protégés in the Punjab elections.
Webmaster: Anyway, now that you are back, you can do that.
Santa: No way! Half of them have been denied tickets. You see, I couldn’t canvass for them in the party headquarters. Well, now I have suggested a five-year-old sabbatical for some of the vociferous ones. That will cool their vocal muscles and give their pockets a respite from constant stuffing.
Webmaster: Whose victory do you predict in the polls—will it be Captain or Badal?
Santa: This question is worth a million dollars. I will not say anything. I can make things sway at slightest of utterance. I will have my millions before I say something.
Webmaster: We are humble people and we neither can spare millions nor do we have a say in the going on of things.
Santa: Mum’s the word for you. (Rushing out from the door) Wait till I come a fortnight later with some important information
Webmaster (confused): Why did he mention my mother?
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