Joke in life - Adult only

HARBHAJA SINGH GETS MARRIED,
DURING SUHAG RAAT
HE ASKS HIS WIFE.. R U A VIRGIN???

SHE REPLIES "KAR DI NA SARDARON WALI BAAT,
SPINNER KO KABHI NAYI BALL KABHI MILI HAI....

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A MAN WAS PRESSING LADY'S BOOBS IN A CROWDED BUS..
LADY, 'EXCUSE ME.. YEH AAP ACHHA NAHI KAR RAHE HAIN...'
MAN, 'ITNI BHEED MEIN IS SE ACHHA HO HI NAHI SAKTA!!!!'

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Sex poetry:
It's not the length,
it's not the size,
it's not how many times u can make it rise.
It's not how well it fits,
but how late it spits

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All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms.
They waited with guns in the pussy.
That night no one came.
Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

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What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip and
when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole
makes u feel better?


Vicks Inhaler

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Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover,
there is no extra cover,
there 2 silly points,
2 fine legs & a deep gully,
with little grass on the pitch.

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What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking
a female Negro under
moonless night in a
coal mine
wearing a black condom.

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What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done
by Pol-land
into Hol-land
between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

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Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour

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Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain

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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.

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One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again

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