What a catch!
On the set of their UK reality TV show, Kate and Peter, one of many notable British babes with huge breasts, Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan), grabs a fistful of her husband, Peter Andre. She’s clearly got him by the balls in this marriage.
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Thursday, December 18, 2008
Katie Price's Bootiful Catch on Peter Andre
Santa Banta - London Bridge is Falling Down
Santa: London Bridge is Falling Down…Falling Down.
Webmaster: Early in the morning…why don’t you give a call to the Fire officials or the Police for launching the relief and rescue operations, instead of ranting the ‘falling down’ mantra?
Santa: Ach stupid…I’m sure when your mates were attending the English lessons in school you were enjoying some …‘Jawani ki aag’-type film in the darkness of the movie hall. Never ever read English rhymes…grammar and can’t make out the difference between a poem and a news item. God bless our nation!
Webmaster: You tell me London Bridge has fallen down and in the same vein snub me. I can’t figure out, what you intend to say.
Santa: Oh well, the moment I get a bit lyrical, things just fly above your head.
Webmaster: Santa, I am a humble being. This keyboard and mouse is my bread and butter. You are a globe-trotter. How can I even think of comparing myself to you? But could you throw some light on the how the bridge has fallen.
Santa: My dear friend, the bridge of Anglo-Indian friendship has fallen. I am really put off by the news of British star Jade Goody’s racial remarks against Shilpa Shetty.
Webmaster: But Shetty has denied it.
Santa: The abuser should thank her stars that it was Shilpa and not Suniel.
Webmaster: What difference should have that made?
Santa: Well, you know what an Indian hero can do. He would have put the Thames on Fire.
Webmaster: Anyway, the British public has undone the wrong, what one wretch of a woman could have wrought—of breaking the Asian and White harmony in Great Britain. Good that Goody has been given the boot.
Santa: Wait till you hear who managed it.
Webmaster: Who did it?
Santa: Me. Don’t you know I was camping in London since a fortnight? I started a massive public campaign among the people for voting her out of the Big Brother show.
Webmaster: That’s great.
Santa: But I couldn’t spend the precious time in propping my protégés in the Punjab elections.
Webmaster: Anyway, now that you are back, you can do that.
Santa: No way! Half of them have been denied tickets. You see, I couldn’t canvass for them in the party headquarters. Well, now I have suggested a five-year-old sabbatical for some of the vociferous ones. That will cool their vocal muscles and give their pockets a respite from constant stuffing.
Webmaster: Whose victory do you predict in the polls—will it be Captain or Badal?
Santa: This question is worth a million dollars. I will not say anything. I can make things sway at slightest of utterance. I will have my millions before I say something.
Webmaster: We are humble people and we neither can spare millions nor do we have a say in the going on of things.
Santa: Mum’s the word for you. (Rushing out from the door) Wait till I come a fortnight later with some important information
Webmaster (confused): Why did he mention my mother?
Webmaster: Early in the morning…why don’t you give a call to the Fire officials or the Police for launching the relief and rescue operations, instead of ranting the ‘falling down’ mantra?
Santa: Ach stupid…I’m sure when your mates were attending the English lessons in school you were enjoying some …‘Jawani ki aag’-type film in the darkness of the movie hall. Never ever read English rhymes…grammar and can’t make out the difference between a poem and a news item. God bless our nation!
Webmaster: You tell me London Bridge has fallen down and in the same vein snub me. I can’t figure out, what you intend to say.
Santa: Oh well, the moment I get a bit lyrical, things just fly above your head.
Webmaster: Santa, I am a humble being. This keyboard and mouse is my bread and butter. You are a globe-trotter. How can I even think of comparing myself to you? But could you throw some light on the how the bridge has fallen.
Santa: My dear friend, the bridge of Anglo-Indian friendship has fallen. I am really put off by the news of British star Jade Goody’s racial remarks against Shilpa Shetty.
Webmaster: But Shetty has denied it.
Santa: The abuser should thank her stars that it was Shilpa and not Suniel.
Webmaster: What difference should have that made?
Santa: Well, you know what an Indian hero can do. He would have put the Thames on Fire.
Webmaster: Anyway, the British public has undone the wrong, what one wretch of a woman could have wrought—of breaking the Asian and White harmony in Great Britain. Good that Goody has been given the boot.
Santa: Wait till you hear who managed it.
Webmaster: Who did it?
Santa: Me. Don’t you know I was camping in London since a fortnight? I started a massive public campaign among the people for voting her out of the Big Brother show.
Webmaster: That’s great.
Santa: But I couldn’t spend the precious time in propping my protégés in the Punjab elections.
Webmaster: Anyway, now that you are back, you can do that.
Santa: No way! Half of them have been denied tickets. You see, I couldn’t canvass for them in the party headquarters. Well, now I have suggested a five-year-old sabbatical for some of the vociferous ones. That will cool their vocal muscles and give their pockets a respite from constant stuffing.
Webmaster: Whose victory do you predict in the polls—will it be Captain or Badal?
Santa: This question is worth a million dollars. I will not say anything. I can make things sway at slightest of utterance. I will have my millions before I say something.
Webmaster: We are humble people and we neither can spare millions nor do we have a say in the going on of things.
Santa: Mum’s the word for you. (Rushing out from the door) Wait till I come a fortnight later with some important information
Webmaster (confused): Why did he mention my mother?
Katie Price loves to pose for Playboy
Former glamour model Katie Price a.k.a Jordan
has revealed that she would love to drop her clothes for Playboy.
Peter Andre's better half, who had taken a step backward from photo shoots to experience motherhood, said that though she would be thrilled to pose for the men's magazine.
"I'd love to do Playboy," the Sun quoted her as telling OK! Magazine. The writer-singer, originally born as Katie Price, added that she had been disappointed with the magazine's cover featuring Burlesque Queen Dita Von Teese.
She said: "Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's cr*p. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
Big Brother 9 May Have Live Sex
Viewers will now be getting their daily dose entertainment,bitching, nudity and even sex courtesy the new season of the biggest reality show Big Brother, which hits TV screens in the UK from June 5 onwards.
According to the TV chiefs, the 16 new contestants of the show are "normal", but they have tried to uncover an eye-popping selection of freaks, oddballs and stars. The show promises to be the sauciest series yet after bosses even vowed to show housemates having sex.
Telly chiefs reckon they have uncovered the randiest bunch of wannabes in the show's history and plan to show all their X-rated antics.
The 16 wannabes entering the famous house tonight include a boob-flashing babe, a sex-crazed hunk and a kinky pervert who admits he is "desperate" for nookie.
A show insider revealed that there would be no hiding place for randy housemates. "Fans will get to see the housemates in all their mucky glory. If they have sex our cameras will record it and fans will get to see just how saucy these housemates can be," The Daily Star quoted the source, as saying.
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